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Herschel Walker Tells Fox News ‘This Erection Is About The People’

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With Georgia’s Senate race headed for a runoff next month because, unlike Michael Myers, the midterms will never die, the Republican nominee herschel walker is campaigning with all cylinders on. But unfortunately, even the help of Sen. Ted Cruz and Sen. Lindsey Graham couldn’t stop Trump’s pick from going wrong live on Fox News.

Flanked by the two senators, Walker explained why the race is crucial. “Well, first of all, this election is about more than Herschel Walker,” he said, as Cruz nodded seriously. “This boner is about the people.”

We understand! Words are hard! However, the timing of Walker’s slip could not be more mistimed, as he coincided with the second woman who accused him of pressured her into an abortion by presenting additional evidence to support her claims.

During a press conference in Los Angeles on Tuesday, Jane Doe’s famed high-profile attorney Gloria Allred has come forward with a slew of new material, including a voicemail recording in which Walker referred to himself as her “stud farm calling, your big sex pup.” “. In addition, Allred read a letter allegedly written by Walker to the woman’s parents, which read: “I love her daughter and I don’t want to hurt her. She has been a strong backbone for me through all of this.”

Say what you want about the man, but he obviously knows a thing or two about boners.

In any case, as the clip above went viral overnight, people couldn’t comprehend the early Christmas gift the former NFL running back dropped into our laps.

“The fact that Herschel Walker doesn’t know the difference between an election and a boner is further proof that he doesn’t belong in the Senate and might explain why he’s not sure how many kids he has,” the ubiquitous Brooklyn Dad tweeted. – pretty much summing up the joke everyone else on Twitter was pulling as of Wednesday morning.

Oh, and there were plenty of jokes, as, again, Walker’s boner was what got him into this mess in the first place (the lobbying claims about infidelity and abortion, obviously, not his candidacy itself).

Comedian W. Kamau Bell spared the childish jokes and quipped that Walker was giving real.”Weekend at Bernie’s restart the power.”

If nothing else, maybe that could be the next step in Walker’s career if he loses the runoff before the election. Less talking is better!



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