This outdated PC sound card advert boasts audible urination – Destructoid


Between this and going again by way of the Voodoo advertisements, I’ve had my “extreme” fill for the week

I’m a easy man: I see an advert for an outdated PC sound card that claims you’ll be able to hear a robotic “empty his bladder,” and I’ve to share it.

Unearthed by the Video Game History Foundation, which is the funniest potential place to share this crass advert, they showcase the traditional 2000s PC gaming {hardware} tactic of “going extreme.” Alongside of the hardcore Voodoo graphics card advertisements have been campaigns like this; making an attempt to push folks to purchase sound playing cards (and some other PC peripheral that they might peddle).

This specific advert claims that different sound playing cards will allow you to “hear the [protagonist] empty his weapon,” however theirs (the Monster Sound MX400) will allow you to hear him “empty his bladder.” I actually wish to be a fly on the wall for a few of these 90s/2000s advert exec conferences, if solely to listen to some particular person in a go well with deadass promote higher-ups on the concept that players will love a mech go well with who can piss.

So the game is 1999’s Slave Zero: an motion shooter that actually still exists on Steam now. With over 22 years of know-how behind you, I guess your sound card is superior sufficient to listen to him empty his bladder.

Chris Carter

Reviews Director, Co-EIC – Chris has been having fun with Destructoid avidly since 2008. He lastly determined to take the subsequent step, make an account, and begin running a blog in January of 2009. Now, he is employees!





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